Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The Two Tornados

Jay has had the girls at home with him this week because they are on Spring Break. I will post pictures later, but it looks like a tornado has hit our home! The house looks like absolute CRAP, but oh how I would love to be a fly on the wall watching Jay being Mr. Mom. This morning Jay tried to get the girls to help him clean the house. Here is the conversation as Jay told it to me:

Jay: Girls, we need to go downstairs and clean the front room.
Shayde: Dad, I can't my throat hurts!
Jay: Yes you can. You can clean even if your throat hurts.
Shayde: Well, my brain hurts too and it is telling me I don't have to clean.
Savannah: Well Dad, you better have your rear down there helping in 5 seconds or I am going to whip your tail end!

Got to love mouthy kids. Like I said - I'd give anything to be a fly on the wall. Guarantee Jay will have a new respect for stay at home Mom's by the end of the week.

PS - He has been too tired to make dinner this week. Hmmmm....I wonder why?

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Temple Day

Reilly's cute fiance, Megan Johnson ...soon to be Price

Reilly's fiance Megan took out her Endowments on Thursday. She is a really cute girl and is perfect for Reilly. It was dark outside so the pictures are not that great. We were super sad that Amy, Mike and their family couldn't make it from Virginia, but we thought of them this weekend.

Tiffany and Megan had problems making an "M"

Here we are saving a place for Amy

In honor of Mike...Flared Nostrils

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

The "Hole"

This is really not blog appropriate, but since this is like a journal...AND because I don't want to forget, I have to post it. Shayde came home from school today and told me she fell on her va-jay-jay. The story goes like this:
Shayde - "Mom, I fell on the bar - right here (pointing to herself). I fell so hard and it hurt really bad.
Mom - "I'm sorry sister, that must of hurt"
Shayde - "Yea, it did. I went to the bathroom to see if it was bleeding - MOM IT WASN'T BLEEDING **pause** THERE IS A REALLY BIG HOLE. I think you need to call the doctor!"
I can't even tell you how hard I was laughing - I couldn't breathe. I tried to tell her that that is where babies come out of, but she insisted that Heavenly Father puts them in your belly and the doctor cuts them out. I just had to agree with her. Knowing my Shayde, if I told her where they really came from her WHOLE kindergarten class would know. And since I am not ready for the Kindergarten Cop, "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina" fiasco -- I just have to let it go. I know -- I am the worlds worst parent! Any volunteers to teach my kids about the birds and the bees?