Tuesday, November 9, 2010



I am TICKED off, so read with caution!

So this little rat bastard is the source of all my anger right now.

Our family left to go to Thatcher this weekend. Since my brother and his wife are staying with us, I asked them to cook all the raw chicken in the fridge so it didn't spoil. Well, I get home tonight, go to cook dinner and all the chicken has been left in the fridge. Today was the last day on the package you could cook it. I was a little peeved - $$$ down the drain if I didn't cook it tonight. My mom calls and tells me not to be mad at my brother, since she said she'd cook it, but forgot.

FIRST mistake - I go to pull the crock pot out of the cupboard and the lid to the crock pot shatters all over the kitchen floor. A whole bunch of words (mostly ones that start with and 'sh' and end in 'it') came flying out of my mouth. I'm bare foot and Jay has to bring in the shop vac in to vaccuum all the glass. (***side note*** shop vac is still sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor - and probably will be until I put it up).

SECOND mistake - first mistake is cleaned up (except for the shop vac) and I start the chicken to boil in the SaladMaster (aka expensive pile of CRAP) cookware. Whew...disaster averted. We get the kids to bed, Megan and Reilly come back home, clean up from dinner and I go to bed.

I am woke at 1 AM by my husband telling me that he thought the whole house was burning because I left the chicken on the stove. WOW...the 'sh' word manages to escape my mouth just a few more times. How the...who the...DAMN IT! I FORGOT ABOUT THE FREAKING CHICKEN. Jay didn't even take it outside...or take it off the burner for that matter. Guess he did his good deed by turning the damn stove off. I hop out of bed run into the kitchen where your lungs are burning from the burnt chicken. I grabbed the hot pads and run the chicken out the front door (dogs would have got it if I put it out back), I open the windows and try to go back to bed.

Jay: (with a smart alec tone) So why didn't you tell anyone about the chicken?

Nicole: Uh...probably because I FORGOT it was on the stove! (thinking - are you freaking kidding me genius)

Jay: So do you think it ruined our good pan


Now I'm too mad to even sleep. Ruined crock pot - check. Burnt pan - check. Stinky house - check. RETARDED husband - CHECK! Most of all, I'm MAD at myself for forgetting the damn chicken. BEEF...IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER!!!!


Fire alarm has gone off 3 times between 5 - 6 AM. Yup, three hours too late! I can't even describe how flippin annoyed I am!

Saturday, January 23, 2010


I've had some freaky comments and it's time to take it private!! If you want an invite leave your email.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

No Respect - Where's the LOVE???

Tonight we went to the girl's first Winter Concert for Franklin. It was a sea of parents...kind of obnoxious, but still cute. Almost like a primary program on crack and minus the spirit. Anyway, driving home Jay and I were being nice to each other...

Jay: Thanks, Nicole

Nicole: You're welcome Sweetheart

Jay: You're the best wife and mother ever.

Shayde: Pffffftttttt (followed by a big FAT courtesy laugh)

Savannah: Um, yea, that's a little awkward Dad

No love - or respect. Evidently there is just no way in hell that I could be the best wife and mother. LOL!!!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Funny Girls

These two are definitely DOUBLE TROUBLE! They can be more than rotten at times, but they make our lives so much better! I am so grateful to be their mother.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Church & H - E- Double L

So I've been HORRIBLE about blogging lately. I have so much to do that I don't even know where to start. With that said, we had a funny conversation in the car and I want to remember it.

On the way home from watching Korey and Kaylene's boys at the rodeo. The conversation goes like this:
Savannah : I don't want to go to church today - it's boring.
Jay: What would Jesus want you to do?
Savannah: Stay home...
Shayde: NO! Jesus wants you to go to HIS house!
Jay: Savannah you're going to go to H-E-double L with that attitude
Savannah: Yup, that's church...

Jay and I are trying to hide our laughs while Shayde is in the back chanting, "Savannah's going to H-E-double L! Savannah's going to H-E-E-E-double L, L, L!"

Nicole: Nice Jay - you get to explain it to the teacher when she calls tomorrow.
Jay: Shayde don't spell that again! (of course - Shayde does it again) I'm going to smack you in the mouth if you spell it again.
Shayde: OK Daddy! I won't do it again!

I just want it noted that this is ALL Jay's FAULT!!!!!! hahahahahahaha

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Chlarson Christmas Card Photo

I absolutely love this picture. I think it should be used for Christmas Cards. This is the epitome of all family pictures. I LOVE THIS PICTURE!!!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

New Home

My GREAT husband and brother-in-law took the kids (5 girls 6 yrs & under) to Show Low this Memorial weekend so that Marcie and I could decorate.  Marcie is fantastic at decorating and organizing stuff!  Here are some of the pictures.  We still have bathrooms, office and bedrooms to go, but we made UNBELIEVABLE progress!

Big THANK YOU to Marcie, my brother Logan, and Marcie's sister Terri!  I really appreciate your help!!!